Made for Klik of the Month Klub #50. I had hoped to work on a much larger game in the weeks leading up to the event but I couldn’t bring myself to do that because I constantly felt I should be working on an essay. This didn’t stop me from being distracted by lots of smaller things, as documented in this game. I found the backgrounds on the Internet, but I have no idea who made them. The title is a reference to Tom Sennett, Procrastinator.
Made for Klik of the Month Klub #48, marking a five month streak of participating in Klik of the Month Klub that ended tragically when I was busy during Klik of the Month Klub #49. This game is entirely mouse controlled. The audio featured is a massively degraded version of Hung Bunny by the Melvins. The audio has also been reversed, with surprisingly little effect.
Klik of the Month Klub #47 happened to take place at the same time as the Rapture, so that became an unofficial theme of the event. Several participants set out to make sequels to EffBee’s Jesus: The Second Coming: Hamburger Flipper, myself included. I feel that mine isn’t good, probably because I was really sick when I made it. Audio is a modified version of Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed.
Made for the inaugural Timezone Lottery Klik Jam, a variation on Klik of the Month that takes place during a randomly allocated timeslot. thurs day is a brief interactive history of video games controlled using the arrow keys. It incorporates some of the wonderful art found at MYLONELYDAYS.COM (now defunct) and sound effects from James’ Circuit Bent Library.
Made for Klik of the Month Klub #45. Use the mouse to move and click to fire.
The third game I made for The 529-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart II: Klik Harder. Experience the terror of possessing a shadow that destroys all life it is cast on, including the bugs you love so dearly. Music by The Fat Man, taken from The 11th Hour.
The second game I made for The 529-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart II: Klik Harder. The controls and mechanics of this game are up to you to discover. Music is from Cyril Cyberpunk a.k.a. The Cyberboard Kid.
The first game I made for The 529-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart II: Klik Harder, an attempt to make 371 games in 48 hours that far exceeded that goal. If I remember correctly, I was asked to created a game with this name by Daphny (NSFW). There is an ending, but I don’t think it’s enough to justify 2000 keystrokes. If you have 1GB or so to spare, I recommend you download the whole thing (torrent).
A rejected submission for Gamma IV. Malco Monogatari was another collaboration with Liam Bowen and the third game I have worked on starring Malco, a minor character from Cave Story (the first two were incomplete mods of The Underside that may one day be released). Liam is currently working on Malcoladdin, a reimagining of the story of Aladdin with Malco in the lead role. Liam also has a tattoo of Malco on his arm.
An Experimental Gameplay Project submission made at age 19. The theme was art game, so I set out to turn the infamous photograph Piss Christ by Andres Serrano (NSFW) into a game and hopefully make fun of it in the process. That was done in three days, so I used the rest of the week to make a sequel set in space. Judges of your score in Piss Christ 2 are, from left to right: Robert Hughes, Etienne Dumont and Sister Wendy Beckett. I felt guilty creating this game and I still feel guilty posting it now. However, nobody’s ever told me they find this offensive. Let me know if you’re offended!
